Talk to your phone. We'll do the math.
Tap the mic. Say "scored 4." That's the whole interaction.
Hands free, gloves on, ball in the rough. No fumbling with a touchscreen between shots. Works for scores, club calls, and "next hole" — three commands, zero menus.
"Six. Got it. We'll call that a learning experience."
Encouragement from a friend who's seen worse.
Different score, different response. The caddy adapts.
Hole-in-one? Standing ovation. Bogey? Shoulder pat. Snowman? Polite silence and a subject change. Five distinct caddy personalities — pick one or let the app cycle through.
"Birdie. Take a picture, this doesn't happen often."
Knows how far you actually hit a 7-iron. Not how far you tell people you do.
Calibrate at the range once. Get honest distances on the course forever.
Hit ten balls. Tell us the carry. We learn your real bag — not the manufacturer's marketing copy — and quote your distances back when you're standing 147 yards out wondering what to swing.
"You said you hit your 7 a buck-fifty. Receipts say 138."